Soap for The Middle Child - 170g / 6oz #middlechildhumor
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Soap for The Middle Child - 170g / 6oz #middlechildhumor



$10.95 - Soap for The Middle Child 170g / 6oz - Largely Invisible Scent. Go ahead and dye your hair purple. No one will notice.

Who are you again? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you're in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain't all that. The only people who think so are the 1. my older siblings and 2. my dumb parents. And I haven't even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Oy. Glue huffing scented (rubber cement) Net Weight: 6 oz. Note: Because all soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

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